Not Included

Things that we DO NOT have on board:

head
galley
mattress
chef
floorboards
teak/nautical couch pillows/brass lamps
plates
heating/air con
dry clothes
fresh meals {freeze dried menu)
cabbage (Shana's rule)
tv
facebook
timesheets
ProLaw milestones
shower
mirror
makeup
hairbrush/comb
a change of clothes
beer ( :( )
sleep
insomnia
an R5 spinnaker that is not permanently attached to the bottom of our headstay
the Kardashians
@$$hole$ (see above)
anything cotton
politics
religion
racism
sexism
hate

Other than the beer, it's not a bad place to be!

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